Fever then a migraine. Then a sore throat. Back to a fever. Now a raging DRY cough. Errrmaaaaggeeerrrrd WAI.
I’ve been trying to convince V to give me his car. From buying it from him to offering to go to NTUC to buy snacks WITH MY OWN MONEY.
Lots of childish conversations in between.
V: This Christmas will be our third! So fast har…. 3 years already.
S: No….. its only been 2.
V: Must you be so calculative?!!
S: YA I’M A GIRL THAT’S WHY I’M SO CALCULATIVE.
He’s been eating SO much candy for no reason. Which is weird because he doesn’t particularly like sweet things.
S: (I turned around to sleep, away from him) Oei what are you eating? Can you don’t eat so nosily not!!! (He was niapping Fruitips OMG CAN YOU IMAGINE THE SOUND)
*When I ask him to stop doing something, especially if I find it annoying, he will continue doing it BUT louder.*
V: Ok….. *NIAPS LOUDER* You want some?
I was caught by surprise because he never offers – I have to ask!
S: OK CAN!
V: Huh left 5 only. Ok I give you half *bites off half*
S: Knn you have 5 leh why can’t you just give me 1??
V: I eat so many already, just wanna eat more.
S: You keep the other half. No wonder always get toothache. Hope your teeth fall out and you have to go to the dentist.
*He is not scared of anything…… EXCEPT going to the dentist*
V: Don’t curse la pleaseeeeeeee okok I give you 2!!
S: Dowan I lazy brush teeth again. Eat yourself.
V: Wa shiok ok.
Why do I even love this man?